Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. Everybody has ideas. Iron Man 3 - we've all had coworkers like that. Drake. Yeah. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. Pay attention. I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . Seriously? what connection type is known as "always on"? No, that's wrong. This is one of the most memorable and heartfelt Endgame quotes. Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . And whats your name, huh? The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! Is it still the greatest movie in history?, Peter Parker:[catches Mantis]I got you! Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Banner? [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! Crime-fighting Spider. - Friedrich Nietzsche. My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! Youre Bruce Banner! Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! I'm a Captain! This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. I am so sorry! 17. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? 16. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. Youre looking right at him! Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. Benjamin Franklin. Christine Palmer:Yeah. Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. "I told you; I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.". Like in outer space?Rocket:Oh, look, its like a little puppy, all happy and everything. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? 3. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.Tony Stark:That means get lost, Squidward!, Tony Stark: [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]Dude, youre embarrassing me in front of the wizards., Peter Parker:[Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidian]Hey, man! Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. Be fiercely independent. Its not. Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.Ego:[shocked]Eat you?Peter Quill:Yeah.Ego:Oh, that son of a bitch!, Peter Quill:Well, you may not be mortal, but meEgo:No, Peter death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet.Peter Quill:Im immortal?Ego:Mmm-hmm.Peter Quill:Really?Ego:Yes! Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. I took it too far. that it's imperceptible. Daddy dont get scared.Scott Lang:Really?Luis:Yeah.Scott Lang:Good. Tony Stark: [said to a robot] If you douse me again, and Im not on fire, Im donating you to a city college., Christine Everheart:Youve been called the Da Vinci of our time. How long has that been going on?Clint Barton:Has what?Laura:[laughs]You are so cute.Clint Barton:Nat and and Banner?Laura:Ill explain when youre older. [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. Funny Marvel Quotes. They could show up any second!Hope van Dyne:Relax. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. "We do not need magic to change the world. [Kaecilius and his Zealots are sucked into the Dark Dimension]Dr. Stephen Strange:Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen the whole book because the warnings The warnings come after the spells. Louisa May Alcott. Or Aristotle. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Rocket Raccoon:Rabbit?, Thor:Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. Hes a friend from work! Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Love you, Mama! Theodore Roosevelt. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! College isn't the place to go for ideas. I hate violence. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. He has a wayNebula:Then we just go!Gamora:No! And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. I[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]Loki:Im listening., Steve Rogers/Captain America:Big man in a suit of armour, take that away, what are you?Tony Stark/Iron Man:Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist., Tony Stark: [about Thor] Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. Motivational Graduation Quotes. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! Look, its Mew-mew! You didnt say how hard.Shuri:I invite you to my lab, and you just kick things around?, Everett K. Ross:What Im doing or not doing on behalf of the U.S. government is none of your concern. Youre wearing Ravager garb.Peter Quill:This is just an outfit, man. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. That sounds like a cult.Dr. If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. Nick Furys calling you. Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. Guy never tells me anything.. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. Danielle Carson 2 Frank A. Clark If you can find a. [starts singing Please, Mr Postman]Nick Fury:Not ringing any bells?Carol Danvers:Keep singing. Fury., Nick Fury:Oh! You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. Im the boss! Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year! Im here to pick up a fossil.Steve Rogers:Thats hilarious., Natasha Romanoff:Did you do anything fun Saturday night? 7. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Aunt May:Hungry? Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. Korg:The hammer ride you on your back? "Never forget what you are. The word spelled out.Peter Parker:Youre head of security and your password is password?Happy Hogan:I dont feel good about it either., Nick Fury:We have a job to do, and youre coming with us.Peter Parker:Theres gotta be someone else you can use. Peggy on new beginnings "The world has changed and none of us can go back. Shuri:The real question is WHAT ARE THOSE? You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. You know, like the Marvelettes? Except, it sucks. Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). [exits]Spider-Man:Wait, Mr. Stark! Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. To the woman who inspires & amazes me the most, your tenacity and perseverance motivate me to give life my best. [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! David Barry 2.) Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? Nearly blasting me into space?Tony Stark:Who just saved your magical ass? Follow your heart/dreams. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. Thats low. He protects the neighborhood and, you know, hes inspiring. Ill handle the music. Its savage, chaotic, lawless. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over." Peggy Carter, Captain America: The Winter Soldier These hope quotes will instantly lift you up. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Are you sure you wouldnt rather punch your way out?Thor:If you keep talking, I might., [Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]Loki:Look, why dont you let me take over? [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Help him! Hank Pym:Relax. Your father. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Al Bernstein 4.) The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. Or if you wanna blow up moons.Gamora:No ones blowing up moons.Rocket Raccoon:You just wanna suck the joy out of everything., Gamora:Im a warrior, an assassin. as part of a team of heroes. Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.. And my dad got deported. How are you? Not Joseph. by Cristina Lupo Community Contributor 4,920 points Create a. AND with respect, you should be looking for a team thats prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again, youre going to have a lot of professional Tough Guys PISSING in their PANTS. Sam Wilson:Dont say it! Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. Arent you cute? Erma Bombeck They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Youre in a relationship with me, nothing will ever be okay. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Always be the first-rate version of yourself, instead of the second-rate version of somebody else. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! Use them to make a statement, to wish others well, and just to let others know how much you appreciate them. Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! Carol Danvers:[Referring to the front of the baseball cap that Fury has given her] What is it?Nick Fury:Its a S.H.I.E.L.D. Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. Dude! "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.Dr. I dont want to talk to him. Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. Thought we wouldnt notice. Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? On my signal, run like hell. [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]War Machine:Okay, tiny dude is big now. Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Judy Garland. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Please! No! After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. Stephen Strange:For what? Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. But hes in my custody now. Robbery involves threat. This a tremendous idea! Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny. You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. 13. But it doesn't always roll that way. Ridiculous., Thor:Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Christine Palmer:Oh. is so slow. That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. [Wong laughs]. See the world. Christine Palmer:What? Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?Hope van Dyne:So cranky.Dr. Were more optimistic, yes. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Network, network, network. Stephen Strange:Yeah.Dr. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]Peter Quill:Gamora, do you think ImMantis:[sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.Drax:Its like a pirate had a baby with an angel.Peter Quill:Wow. I do have a ride, though.Rocket:Move it or lose it, hairbag.. Stephen Strange:[after Mordo hands him a card]Well, whats this? He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Where have you been? No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? "Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage." - Erik Killmonger, 'Black Panther', 2018. Frederick W. Robertson. It was always me, Tony, right from the start! Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Unstable dimensional openings. Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . 1 Jon Stewart The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. Pay with cash. It sucks. Marvel sounds a lot better. Goose. Cool name for a cool cat., [At-Lass scans Goose]Kree Computer:Species: Flerken. Whether you write a touching commencement speech or crack jokes with your friends, these graduation jokes will make your graduation ceremony fun. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?Rocket Raccoon:Ah, let me just ask the captain. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Five hours in front of the TV. Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Rod Stewart. Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Dr. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. Me.Dr. June 7, 2022 . Stan Lee. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. Were family. I saved us, guys!MJ:If you saved us, why are we about to die?. Theres no need to get personal., Gamora:We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.Mantis:Ego will have won him to his side by now. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. *FYI - this post may affiliate links, which means we earn a commission (at no extra cost to you) if you purchase from them. Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. Harry Banks 3.) [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! "Welcome to the real world. Spider-Man follows me? [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! 1. Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. I tried to bench you. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. Smile because it happened. And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. No!Ned Leeds:Can you spit venom?Peter Parker:No.Ned Leeds:Can you summon an army of spiders?Peter Parker:[beat]No, Ned., Ned Leeds:You got bit by a spider? Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. Well, it probably would have hurt, right? Stephen Strange:I had to tell you. How do you even know that?. There was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van., Hope Van Dyne:[Referring to a napping Luis, Dave and Kurt]I gave them each half a Xanax and Hank explained the science of the suit to them. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? May I graduate well, and earn some honors!". And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. For the full scoop on what this means, feel free to check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. Find your passion. [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? Stephen Strange:Stark Raving Hazelnuts.Tony Stark:Not bad.Dr. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. Time loops! Stephen Strange:Doctor Strange.Peter Parker:Oh, youre using made-up names. You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k Live the life you've imagined.". Marvel Quotes. [pause] Please! You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are.
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